Denver, Colo. · Friday, November 6, 2026
Klowns R Us (5oz Waxed)

Klowns R Us

Killer heat from outer space.

Klowns R Us is the official hot sauce of the 2026 Colorado Festival of Horror! This is our 3rd time making a sauce for COFOH, and as the theme for 2026 is Clowns Vs. Witches, we went and made this circus in a bottle! It hits with fruity sweetness up front and then quick heat after from the Carolina Reapers. Like clowns, this sauce is a little scary!
IngredientsPeppers (White Carolina Reaper, Rocoto, Ghost, Why Not, Blood Ghost, Blue Peach Ghost, White Fang), Prickly Pear, Brine (Filtered Water, Salt, Hibiscus), White Wine & Rice Wine Vinegars, Jicama, Lemon, Raspberry, Blood Orange, Agave Syrup, Pure Vanilla Extract (Vanilla Beans, Alcohol)
Official sauce of The 2026 Colorado Festival of Horror
NC-17 Really Hot!!!5 oz · $18.99

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Linnea's Lipstick (Waxed)

Linnea's Lipstick

This lipstick might just scar you for life!

Linnea's Lipstick is the official hot sauce of scream queen Linnea Quigley! She wanted a watermelon and raspberry sauce that was REALLY HOT, and this NC-17 creation delivers. Using huge amounts of dehydrated watermelon, the flavor comes through immediately sweet and fruity, followed by an intense, building heat that lingers. Perfect for collectors and daring culinary enthusiasts, this sauce elevates chili, roasted meats, or any adventurous dish with a vibrant, cinematic punch.

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Linnea's Lipstick is the official hot sauce of scream queen Linnea Quigley! She wanted a watermelon and raspberry sauce that was REALLY HOT, and this NC-17 creation delivers. Using huge amounts of dehydrated watermelon, the flavor comes through immediately sweet and fruity, followed by an intense, building heat that lingers. Perfect for collectors and daring culinary enthusiasts, this sauce elevates chili, roasted meats, or any adventurous dish with a vibrant, cinematic punch.
Official sauce of Linnea Quigley
NC-17 Really Hot!!!5 oz · $17.99
Dawn of the Citrus (5oz Waxed)

Dawn of the Citrus

Help! Alive Inside!!

Dawn of the Citrus is HHS' 3rd Anniversary Sauce, and is ONE BATCH ONLY (~55 bottles total). When it’s gone, it’s GONE, and it’s not coming back! For the 3rd anniversary of HHS, we made a sauce filled with weird and wild peppers including KSPS, All Hallow’s Eve, Sharknado Outbreak, and red and yellow Carolina Reapers! This is added to a base of pineapple and citrus including oranges, mandarins, yuzu, blood oranges, and lemons, and even more pure yuzu juice in the blend. This sauce screams citrus and heat, it...

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Dawn of the Citrus is HHS' 3rd Anniversary Sauce, and is ONE BATCH ONLY (~55 bottles total). When it’s gone, it’s GONE, and it’s not coming back! For the 3rd anniversary of HHS, we made a sauce filled with weird and wild peppers including KSPS, All Hallow’s Eve, Sharknado Outbreak, and red and yellow Carolina Reapers! This is added to a base of pineapple and citrus including oranges, mandarins, yuzu, blood oranges, and lemons, and even more pure yuzu juice in the blend. This sauce screams citrus and heat, it...
NC-17 Really Hot!!!5 oz · $19.99